My Backyard, Nov 18 2010
Fishy Stories
A guy went past seafood restaurant and saw a sign on theSpecials Board which read,”Big Red Lobster Tail, $1 each.”
Amazed at the value, he asked to waitress,”$ 1 each for the lobster tail, is that correct? Is that small lobster and old one?”
“Yes and it’s special for today. It’s a big lobster and fresh one.” answered the waitress.
The guy was astounded and said, ”Well, here’s my dollar and I’ll take one.”
She took the dollar and led him to a table where he sat down.
She sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder and said, “Once upon a time there was a big lobster….”
Brave Dutch Lad
There was a brave Dutch lad who stuck his finger in a dyke. So she punched the shit out of him…
Fairy Tales
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She chocked!
DICK
What’s the difference between Hard & Light?
You can sleep with the Light on,…..
